2005-11-15 [999999#####]: John Howard proposed Industrial relations changes will mean EXTREME HARDSHIP for all australians. we all need to fight these changes and show Howard that these are OUR benifits that Australians have fought hard for for over 100 years and we are NOT about to give them up.

2005-11-15 [imbacon88]: yay for timmy! good on u for making a point

2005-11-15 [999999#####]: thanks Sharlie :P good on you for looking at my wiki!!! :)=)

2005-11-15 [Magron]: o0o...hahaha...*slaps johnny*

2005-11-15 [999999#####]: hehehe nice one Morgan!....have another go..... *holds little johnny down*...

2005-11-15 [Shaven]: hahaha john howard hasnt made 2 many mistakes EXCEPT this work cover thing........he may just lose his prime minister ship thingy xoxo *shoves john howards head further up bush's arse

2005-11-15 [999999#####]: HAHAHAHA!!! he is a dick! good one Shaven...... "how you like that John Howard" " you fucking piece of shit"

2005-11-15 [ROTTING FLESH]: John howrad is a dick he has bought this country down i say we kill him and get schmoo to rape his headless body

2005-11-16 [Much Ado About Nothing]: well i pity him... he just got caught up in the wrong crowd and lost the faith of the little people... poor misslead howard... we just gotta show him the rightr way... *holds out helping hand* if you really want to disrupt the 'higher power' aim for bush or the huge companies that physically exploit the little people.....

2005-11-17 [Shaven]: why offer a hand to the man that brought the country to its knees beccy, these new changes do not help the average australian and it seems he no longer will have us on his side.....too much bad press and not enuff communication with the people it really affects........we need a new leader.......this bill needs to be ripped up on the steps of parliment

2005-11-18 [999999#####]: RIGHT ON SISTER!!!! TESTIFY!!! i vote shaven as new prime minister...cause she would do a whole lot better then fuck head juhnny....and every one would get free gellow.....mmmmm gellow.....

2005-11-18 [Julzia]: Ohhhh I like gellow.... *drool* Let's shave johnny's brows and feed them to him, one by one. Then make him gellow wrestle us, is his speedos. He is running Australia into the ground. Fucking ASSHOLE!!

2005-11-19 [999999#####]: hahahaha!! yea gellow is goood.....whoops theres that drooling again...here let me help you *hands julz a bib*.... yea he'd be there for a while though...those things are like huge hairly catapilars! ....that...is probably the most disgusting thing i have ever heard....john howard...in speedos......wacth for the elephat ears out the side! hahaha!!!

2005-11-21 [Julzia]: Heh, elephants sure are cool... Thanks for the bib Timmy *pats head* What would I do without Timmy Timmy? Probably drool more... over Johnny... Ew

2005-11-22 [999999#####]: yea they are. i want a pet elephant....get him to sit on people i dont like..*squish*... not a worry Julzzz.... *wags tail*.... yep... then you would be ALL COVERED IN DROOLLLLL!!!!!!.... then i would have to put you down....sorry. *shruggs*

2005-11-22 [imbacon88]: mmmm drool

2005-11-23 [999999#####]: mmmmmm...free gooo........

2005-11-25 [999999#####]: write on here or i will start slapping bottoms..................

2005-11-25 [Julzia]: Awww... don't put me down >:'( You'll pay... You'll pay double...! Mwa ha ha... Oh free goo

2005-11-25 [999999#####]: ill pay? double? man........really?...ok then... but i want change from this 50.......hahahaha!!! (only kidding...........)..............oooh yea..... the gooo julzzzzz the gooooooooooooooooo..... goo.

2005-11-28 [999999#####]: happy Birthday to our lovely Morgan for this friday was it?....any who every body all together now!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO>>..... oh right... we have to wait.... ok then.........

2005-12-03 [Shaven]: happy b'day!!! yes i seem thrilled i know, sorry drunk and cannot care about anyone but myself (oh and bec) but does that count? she is me. can i begin a random convo??? i shall. JOHN HOWARD SUXZ BIG HAIRY MAN TESTICLES INFESTED WITH A MILD CASE OF GENITAL WARTS.... awww so not random *cries*

2005-12-03 [999999#####]: hehehehe yaaayyyee!!! *cough* aw really? not anyone shavey? mmmmm i bet he does.... ew warts that would leave a bad taste in the yea you know what im talkin about... nasty nasty...

2005-12-06 [999999#####]: ok we need something fun on here..... what about pics?... hmmm send me some funny pics an ill put em up they can be opf anything or anyone

2005-12-06 [Julzia]: Heh, Shavey... I like it... Let's shavey shave shave mr. johnny eatmyrump

2005-12-06 [999999#####]: haha yea shave his arse that would be funny as!!! and no shaving cream allowed...ouch....

2005-12-08 [Bad Wolf]:

2005-12-09 [999999#####]: hey nicw work!....will we see you at the gig tomoro???

2005-12-09 [Bad Wolf]: Thanks! I was bored in an art lesson and yeah...Hell yeah, I'll be there!

2005-12-11 [999999#####]: awsome job!! the gig woz so much fun!!! keep em coming hey :p

2005-12-11 [Sunrose]: Images of celebrities are not allowed to be uploaded to Elftown or be displayed on houses, so please make sure the images are uploaded elsewhere and solely displayed on this wiki. Town Guards

2005-12-11 [Bad Wolf]: I know! You guys rocked...so worth dragging myself off the couch for!

2005-12-12 [999999#####]: haha! cool well thanks for coming im glad you had fun... how lame guards... what happend to free speech???

2005-12-13 [Bad Wolf]: I know! *grumbles* So just because a photo happens to show a particular human being, it can't be used in (and I'm using this term very loosely) an artwork? I don't see the difference between this, and say, a portrait, and they're permitted. Anyway, I wouldn't call John Howard a celebrity. Celebrities are usually admired for some reason...I don't think I need to state the obvious there :P

2005-12-13 [999999#####]: yea totally right!........ celebrity pppffffff!!! hahah!! not likely he is infamus... not famous.........

2005-12-14 [Bad Wolf]: Ha ha hell yeah! He deserves everything he gets. How can you take a man seriously as the leader of a nation when he so closely resembles a brand of cleaning product?

2005-12-14 [999999#####]: hahahaha!!! good one :P

2005-12-14 [Bad Wolf]: I saw the best thing in a magazine about a year ago. It was in some trashy mag, a little section comparing politicians to...other things. John Howard was Mr Sheen, Steve Bracks was the Incredible Hulk, and Vladimir Putin was Dobby the house elf. I swear, I pissed myself laughing. I think I still have it somewhere...

2005-12-15 [999999#####]: hahahahaha!!! that is so fucking funny!!! aw see if you have it... thats gold... ooh who would kim jong ill be?

2005-12-15 [Bad Wolf]: Hmmmm...he kinda reminds me of the guy who plays the oopma loompas in the new Willy Wonka...I cleaned my room today so I found it...JH was Gollum though, not Mr Sheen...Sorry 'bout the bad scan, I suck at this computer stuff...

2005-12-15 [Bad Wolf]:

2005-12-15 [999999#####]: hahahah nah that is awsome!!! an so true!!!! i can see the resemblence now...

2005-12-15 [Bad Wolf]: Type "french military victories" into Google and press I'm Feeling Lucky<----fucking awesome!

2005-12-15 [999999#####]: hahah cool ill have a go!

2005-12-16 [Julzia]: lol i love the look alike pics, fucking hilarious

2005-12-17 [Bad Wolf]: Yah....how true though!

2005-12-17 [999999#####]: hahahahaha!! tried the google thing!!! so funny.... and how true!

2005-12-18 [Bad Wolf]: There used to be a really good one. You typed in "Weapons Of Mass Destruction" and pressed I'm Felling Lucky and it'd come up with what looked like an error page, but it was "These Weapons Of Mass Destruction could not be found"...It was the coolest thing...

2005-12-18 [999999#####]: hahahahah too funny :P......im eating lollies right now. haent for a while.... dont know wat i was thinking when i stopped,,,mmm yum !

2005-12-18 [Bad Wolf]: Mmmmm...lollies...I have a marshmallow santa!

2005-12-19 [999999#####]: oooh! i remember those.;...but christmas is not much to me anymore....kinda over the whole thing really.. its been molsted beyond recognition

2005-12-19 [Bad Wolf]: Yeah...it's waaaaaaaaay to commercial now. Fun for the under 10's perhaps.

2005-12-21 [999999#####]: mmmm thats about all.. though i like buying family things . sept the whole having to go out and actually find them an get them.. that part sux too :P

2005-12-22 [Bad Wolf]: Yeah...I hate chrissie shopping. I hate buying them something and thinking, "Hey, they'll like that!", then they're like, "Oh...thanks", then...tumbleweed!

2005-12-23 [999999#####]: hahaha yea those moments especially hard when visiting the rellies you only see once a year its like.....uuum......*silence*.,............*cough*...............*something*

2005-12-23 [Bad Wolf]: The awkward conversation about school or work..."How's school?" "umm, yeah, great" *coughbullshitcough*

2005-12-24 [999999#####]: hahah totally got it down pat. though im not goin to the rellieys this year. first time since i woz little... got a better offer hahaha!!

2005-12-25 [Bad Wolf]: That's awesome! I think I've got the grandparents & my aunt and uncle coming over...I think I shall go and have a cigarette before they get here O.o

2005-12-26 [999999#####]: hehehe ohhh dear..... yea i understand.... lucky you have grandparents i dont have any left.... but my sister is coming back from england on wednesday!!!! yaaayy havent seen her for like a year an a half..

2005-12-27 [Bad Wolf]: Wow that's awesome! They didn't end up coming anyway...Wooo! After xmas sales!

2005-12-28 [999999#####]: yea it tis!... aw well is that good or bad?./....uuum yea. i guess. noy much for shopping though this one... :p

2005-12-28 [Bad Wolf]: I like it. I went out and spent moneys, it's always good :P

2005-12-28 [999999#####]: hehhe yea but wen you run out .....that sux....it is so hot today...i been at home had a sleep on the couch...an i got stuck to it *bleh*

2005-12-28 [Bad Wolf]: Yeah...Ewww, thanks. I was just about to go get a sandwich, but I think I'll give it a miss now...I've got the fan right next to me, and I'm still baking like a tater.

2005-12-28 [999999#####]: hahahah aw its not that bad a thought is it?......no wait....its pretty bad...specially the sound it made when i got up..... *bleh*.........mmmmm tater yummy...

2005-12-28 [Bad Wolf]: Eww! Thanks for that...interesting...imagery. I was playing the PS2, till the controller started to melt onto my hand. And, I died.

2005-12-28 [999999#####]: hahah your welcome :P..... ewwwww thats no good.. but your ok now right?

2005-12-28 [Bad Wolf]: Yeah...had to peel the controller off though. Oh yeah, but I'll probably die many more times before I finish the game...:P

2005-12-28 [999999#####]: hahaha yea i gave my x box away cause i nearly smashed it.. i got no patience for games now..

2005-12-28 [Bad Wolf]: In this heat neither do I, but it's a cool game so I persevere. We've got one of those little PS2s though, so it overheats after like two hours. >:(

2005-12-30 [999999#####]: well thats good of you!! at least you have more patiences than me :P....aw thats pretty gay indeed..

2006-01-02 [Bad Wolf]: Ahhhhh! I'm stuck on it, stupid smart cult people!...What's everyone been up to?

2006-01-02 [999999#####]: hahaha........weeeeee nothin interesting........wow. how boring am i...

2006-01-02 [Bad Wolf]: I think I could out-boring you! I can be pretty dull when I put all three brain cells to it.

2006-01-04 [999999#####]: oooh you one of those looky folks dat got in the smart me head line early.....dang...

2006-01-04 [Bad Wolf]: Huh?

2006-01-06 [Julzia]: Ahhh, good ol timmy!! Spread the hate! You're minus a kick in the pants...

2006-01-08 [Bad Wolf]: Hey, for any pro-choice supporters, [Dil*] and I have a new wiki up and going-American Terrorism

2006-01-08 [999999#####]: hey julz!....yup yup for sure :P.....uuummm right....well we better fix that up then shouldnt we.....

2006-01-10 [Bad Wolf]:

2006-01-11 [999999#####]: hahahaha funny as! whered you find it?

2006-01-11 [Bad Wolf]: I dunno, some old paper. It's great, huh?

2006-01-13 [999999#####]: heheh yea its funny as!!! hahhahahaha!!!

2006-01-14 [Bad Wolf]: It's probably the most honest photo of Australian politicians I've ever seen...I love it! :P

2006-01-14 [999999#####]: yea i have a look for aome more good ones but cant seem to find any]

2006-03-29 [Bad Wolf]:

2006-03-30 [Bad Wolf]: Isn't it brilliant? It's a Bald Archie winner.

2006-03-30 [Dhom]: that is so good. haha

2006-03-31 [999999#####]: now that. is funny!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!

2006-04-18 [Lady Chaos]: Ohhh coool!!! An anti John Howard ET page!! Can I join? I'm in the Labor Party... I bring pictures!

2006-04-18 [Lady Chaos]: and there's more on my Political Page

2006-04-18 [999999#####]: haha cool!!!! yup you can join for sure!!! hey all there is gonna be another protest march coming up soon... even bigger than last time too.... stay posted...

2006-04-19 [Bad Wolf]: Those are awesome! Did you make them?

2006-04-19 [Lady Chaos]: Yeah, I made them on photoshop... except the one of Amanda Vanstone has a body that was taken from Dragonball Z, I didn't draw the body, I just stuck the head onto it.

2006-05-09 [Bad Wolf]: courtesy of the awesome [Nebsy]

2006-05-10 [999999#####]: hahahahaha!!! that is fucking tops!!! here did you find it?!!! still ROFL

2006-05-10 [Bad Wolf]: [Nebsy] had it on her page, and I don't know where she got it...but it's bloody brilliant!

2006-05-10 [Lady Chaos]: She got it from me... I found it somewhere on the internet! XD Awesome or what!

2006-05-10 [Bad Wolf]: 'Tis! The single coolest picture of politicians I've seen all year...:D

2006-05-10 [Lady Chaos]: Hehehehe... and so appropriate, given what Johnny said about Petey being such a good treasurer on the radio today!

2006-05-10 [Bad Wolf]: Hmm...They get along really, really well...creepy.

2006-05-10 [Lady Chaos]: That's because they both know (whether Petey will admit it or not) that once Johnny stops being the leader of the Liberal Party, they are doomed. Peter Costello will end up being the best thing that ever happened to the Labor Party, because there's no way anyone would vote for him! :D

2006-05-11 [999999#####]: haha yea totally right man.

2006-07-13 [Bad Wolf]: Maybe it was Johnny's way of apologising for not holding up on his end of the deal...

2006-07-13 [999999#####]: haha yea i bet..... "Aw johnny" you such a good boy.... EEEWWWW

2006-10-10 [Dhom]: hey, I stumbled across this song on myspace...

2006-10-10 [999999#####]: haha! wicked!! how funny. cheers for that. gosh its been ages since weve seen any action here!! lets get back into it peeps!!

2006-10-10 [Bad Wolf]: That song's wicked! Did anyone hear one that was released years ago (prob about 2001-02) called "I'm Sorry"? It also had a Pauline Hanson take-off on the single. That was pretty good.

2006-10-10 [Dhom]: haha.. yeah I heared that one. there's a couple out there which are worth hearing. lol

2006-10-11 [Lady Chaos]: Hehehe... awesome song! XD

2006-10-11 [Bad Wolf]: Do you know if there's anywhere on the net I could download it? I did have the CD but it's disappeared in the black hole that is my room...XP

2006-10-13 [999999#####]: hmmm not sure ill have a look but. its funny as shit... was sampled lines from mzz hanson looped into a track i think..

2006-11-15 [Dhom]:

THEY AXED GLASSHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is going on!!

2006-11-16 [999999#####]: that is gay!!! how can they fucking do that??

2006-11-18 [Dhom]: yeah I know. It really pisses me off..